Do you know what? It do be my human beans' animaversary today! They did had some good smelling foods ... like steaks, and shrimps, and grilled vegables and baked potatoes. And then when they were done, they did taked me for a walk on mine leash. AGAIN! I do not unnerstands why I do had to go on those silly walks. It do be sooooo hard to breathe when we do go on those walks! Maybe one day my human beans will notice that I do had a hard time breathing and they will maybe stop doing those silly walks. But you know what else? That do NOT be the worstest of my experiences today! I DO HAD TO HAVE A NOTHER BATH! And do you know why? Because my human beans do not think it do be a good thing for me to lie down in mine own poop while I chewed a tasty stick I did finded, and getted it all over mine white fur on mine chest and tummy! That do be silly of them because I did not minded at all!