I did goed to the park today! I did! But there were not many of mine friends there. Mine human bean said maybe peoples were busy buying stuffs for Christmas and maybe they did not wanted to wash their dogs 'cause it do be raining waters and ices today. I did seed mine friends Kali and Aswell. Do you sees them too? And their human bean LauraLee did had some yummy treats. Do you seed how I do sit nice for them? But sometimes they did not comed to mine mouth fast enough and she did getted upset when I did helped mineself! And then do you knowed what? I did had to had a nother baff! And this time that Robbie Guy did wanted to dry me with that blowing machine. But I went and hided behind mine Fran and maybe he couldn't see me there. But he did seed me there. Mine human beans said I got a complete spa day today cause I even gotted mine nails clipped!
I do be soooo jealous. The DogMum did not take me out today at all - she just sort of shoved me out the door and I had to go into the yard myself. My big sister Disney is old and can't go down the steps until she gets some medicine for her hips. The DogMum let's her do potty on the deck! Not fair! It is very very icy all over but I can still get around.
By the way, your friend Kali looks like me! I think she is bigger though.
Did they talk to you yet about Santa? he brings things to your house all wrapped up. When they are asleep, it's fun to pull off the papers and make a mess. It's more fun than toilet paper!
You are doing a good job of being a dog, Paddington. Keep up the good work. I hope to see you again soon.
Your very short 13-pound friend
Jazz
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Paddington
16/12/2012 08:23:38 am
Dear Jazz. I want to pull off that wrapping paper 'cause it do look more fun than toilet paper, but mine human beans do putted me behind a silly gate or they do be with me all the times. No fair! I do hope your Mom gets to be nicer and lets you poop and stuffs on your deck too!
Yes, I do be more bigger than you, Jazz...I do be 20 pounds! We vet-guy do sayed so!
But Aswell do be more little like you. That's why I might could beated he up whenever I do wanted to!
We do had to getted baffs too, Paddington! And even though Aswell do looked much more dirty than me, I do had so much dirts hiding in my fur He sayed I might should getted in troubles for stealing so much dirts!
But I do thinked he might could be joking. He do liked to joked like that.