Do you know what? It do NOT be fair! I did go outside to play with mine friend Charlie and it were raining and raining and raining and we did had lots of fun and I even showed Charlie how to dig in the dirts but then it got to be raining too much!!!! And I were dirty!! So I did think I were safe to be dirty today 'cause mine human bean Fran had nother human beans visiting and Charlie too and I would not get a baff but I were wrong! Do you know what mine Fran did do to me??? Yup, I had to had a baffs anyway! But it were a quicker baff, and even Charlie did had to have one. But I were a good boy 'cause Charlie were good and I wanted to be brave and not show him how I do cries sometimes when I had a baff.