So I do be a fisher dog afterall! I do likes to go on the boats with mine Robbie Guy and Human Bean Fran, and I do likes to watch that thing at the end of that stick very much! And I do likes to look right into the waters for moving things like fishes! I still do not likes to do the swimmings though ...
I do has Lergies. That Veterary Hillary do says so. And so I do has to has special foods like lamb and oatmeal and apples! But I do likes lamb. I just cannot has the beefs. Or the turkeys. Or the ducks. Or the porks. Or the fish. Or the rabbits. Or the wheats. And mine Fran do says I cannot has the rice 'cause it do has ars'nic. I do not knows what ars'nic do be, but I bet it be pretty bad. And I do too has Lergies to dandelions and plantain and ragweeds. So mine human beans Fran and Robbie Guy did learned how to give me needles almost every days! I do not minded, 'cause I do gets a cookie afterwards! And 'sides, I do not even feel the needle. But I do not telled mine human beans, 'cause maybe I would not getted a cookies then.
But I did played with Porter today! And I did had funs! Again! And then, I did had to had a BIG sleep 'cause I were all tuckered out. I knew that corn on the cob was for dogs! I did tried to telled mine human beans, and they did listened to me this times! You can see how a good corn on the cob eater I do be: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lB0kNx75yE&feature=youtu.be
I do has really itchy toes. I do has to lick and lick and lick them, and bite them too. They did bleeded a little bit, but mine Fran did noticed I had hid in the baffroom to lick and when she did noticed she did getted me to come out and she did telled me to stop. She then gived me mine 3 pink pills and a cookie! Cookies always make me feel better. Then mine Robbie Guy did taked me for a boat rides. But befores I could get in the boat, I did had to run in the waters! And now mine Fran and Robbie Guy says I smells like fishes. That do be a good smell, do you not thinked?
Oh mine goodness! I did had such an eventful weekends! First of alls, we did do some shoppings on Saturday! We did had to go get petted at mine Fran's friend's store, and then we did had to go to the banks but I did not getted any treats this times 'cause I cannot has them 'cause of my 'Lergies, and then we had to go to a nother store to getted petted again, and THEN I did had to stayed with mine Robbie Guy in our big rollie white box when mine Fran did goed into a nother store that do not let doggies inside. And THEN! We did goed to see mine gramma! And she did had some pettings for me! And THEN! We did goed to that house where that Molly Moo do lives! But she do not liked to played with me, so I did tried to go to the neighbour's a few times 'cause they did had a doggie that did wanted to play with me. THEN, on Sundays, that Porter guy did comed to played with me! And we did played and played and played! Then he did goed home, and you know what? Molly Moo's human beans did comed to visit, but they did not bringed that Molly Moo! But some nother humans did comed after and they did bringed Kali and Aswell! Do you see them in mine pictures? They did wanted to be the boss of me, and did not played with me. But then yesterdays, on Mondays, I did had a nother playtimes with mine friend Porter. We did goed to a park and runned and runned and runned in the parks and in the Wye River, and in the forest! I did had a good weekends. And today, that Tasty Baby do be coming to see me. I will make sure I lick him lots. He do has tasty stuffs on his face and hands. So mine Robbie Guy did made me a sooper dooper dish holder upper and all winters long we did used it! And he did made it for me 'cause I do likes to tip over mine water dish so's I can lie down in the waters. It do be a much better ideas to lie down in the waters than to drink it. And so I could not tip it no more. But then, guess what? It did get hotter and hotter, and I did had to cool down! So I did figured out that I could SWIPE mine paws in it and splash ALL of the waters out of the dish and onto the floors so's I could lie in it! I did even showed mine friend Porter how much gooder it is to do that! That were agood ideas I think, to showed him that. So maybe he can do it at his own home. So mine Fran did wanted to pretty it up and did made it look like mine Babydog dishes I did had a LONG LONG times ago, when I were really little and sooper cute. So she did painted it. And now, it is done! Do you likes it? It even has mine name on it! But now, they do keeps it in the kitchen and do you know what mine human beans do when they see me start to SWIPE the water? They telled me NO! in a very strong voice! That do not be fairs. I do not thinked. So there do be some bad news yesterdays! Veterary Hillary did called mine Robbie Guy and mine Fran to say to them on the talking thing that I do be Lergic to stuffs! And the bad news do be I cannot has any more Salmon Kibbles! I do has to have a diff'rent kinds of kibbles now. I do be Lergic to stuffs like salmon and beef and pork and turkeys! Oh, and I do has nother Lergies too. Like ragweed, and dandelions. But you know what? My funniest one? Is to Human Beans Dander! Who knew? But I will still get mine evening cuddles with mine Fran. I will.
Mine Fran do says I be a Good Boy. I do start to listens most of the times. Yesterdays, I did had to sit and wait till mine Robbie Guy did park his big white rolly box when he did getted home from works (he works so he can buy me the good Salmon Kibbles). And this mornings, I did sit again when he did getted back in his big rolly white box to go back to works. See how I listen to mine Fran? I only don't listen so gooder when there do be nother doggies around. I do still has to works on that, mine Fran do says. Well, mine fellow doggie friends. I did had a most TERRIFYING days yesterday and the nother day! Guess what happened to me? Mine human beans did wanted me to do the swimming again! In the DEEP waters! Where I canna touch the bottoms! SWIMMING! I did had to scratched them when I did tried to climb over tops of them. But that did not mattered to them AT ALL! They did tried to maked me like it for a long long LONG times! I do much better likes to put mine whole face unnner the waters to get mine floaty water toys. You should see mine new video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbZaPExj0pI&feature=youtu.be . That do be a much better things to do than swimming.
GUESS WHAT? Mine human beans did taked me for a car rides to see mine cousins and mine sister! And I did getted a hair cuts too! Fran and Robbie Guy did go inside to cuddle some babydogs, and they did not thinked I should see them too. That's ok. You should look at mine video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uejo8h4q6TA&feature=youtu.be |