My human bean Fran says I be a Smart Cookie. But she also say I do dumbell things. It were suppertime and she were not making my dinners! So I thought I would lie down in front of the room where I do get my dinner bowl and water dish. That were the smart cookie thing I did. Only thing is, I do a dumbell thing right after I eats my dinner. I did not need to go pee 15 minutes later. I did need to go pee right away! So I did do a pee on the carpet in front of the bathroom. My human bean Fran do ask me why I not lie down in front of the outside door where I go pee? She also asked me why I do not choose the tile floor instead of the carpet? That be a dumbell thing to do she said. But she do not look angry one little bit. Good thing my human beans Fran and Robbie plan on replacing the carpets after I am a little more growed up, huh?