My human beans Cathie and Steve did so be calling me a Escape Artist. Now, my new human beans Fran and Robbie do be calling me that too. I do not know why.
I did so need to pee in the night and I did not needed those human beans to help me one little bit! I did getted out of my house and peed a little bit on the carpet. But I did not peed lots ... only a little bit, 'cause then I waited for my human beans to take me outside! I was waiting like a good doggy at the top of the stairs patiently for them to get out of their own beds, and you know what? It workted! But then, after a nother nap in my house, and after my breakfast and a nother pee outside in my favourite spots in the green tickly stuffs, I did had to have a bath! I do not know why! It did be so horrible! I did had to cry to let my human bean Fran know that this was not a gooder idea. But then my nother human bean Robbie helped me out and let me snuggle. Do you see how much better this is than a silly bath?
I did so need to pee in the night and I did not needed those human beans to help me one little bit! I did getted out of my house and peed a little bit on the carpet. But I did not peed lots ... only a little bit, 'cause then I waited for my human beans to take me outside! I was waiting like a good doggy at the top of the stairs patiently for them to get out of their own beds, and you know what? It workted! But then, after a nother nap in my house, and after my breakfast and a nother pee outside in my favourite spots in the green tickly stuffs, I did had to have a bath! I do not know why! It did be so horrible! I did had to cry to let my human bean Fran know that this was not a gooder idea. But then my nother human bean Robbie helped me out and let me snuggle. Do you see how much better this is than a silly bath?